Purr-fect

I hate reading online forums because I get sucked into them. Yes, this post is about movies.

So I’m reading The Dark Knight forum on IMDB when I come across a nasty rumor that has one Angelina “I can’t act my way out of a paper bag, not to mention way too overrated (but hey, guys are too busy looking at my tits to notice that I can’t act for shit), not to mention I’m also married to Brad Pitt, and wasn’t he in Playgirl that one time, who knows? I’m too busy breeding and adopting babies from every country in the world except ours” Jolie will be playing Catwoman. If this true, I’m sorry Mr. Nolan you’re just going to find yourself in a Batman and Robin situation with a dead baby on your lap and a bunch of angry nerds (you know the ones who care about the integrity of the film series, errm like me). We’ll march to the forums and bitch and whine. Lucky me, I have a blog dedicated to bitching and whining so I don’t have to resort to online forums.

Other suggestions are using Mr. Reese (clever, by the way) to replace the Edward Nigma (E. Nigma for you slow witted readers) as the Riddler role. I see the common flaw that everyone else sees: If I were saved by the person who I was going to expose in a time when a mad man in clown makeup had a hit on me (cos he was going to do whatever madmen in clown makeup do if someone didn’t kill me), then nothing can change my mind about betraying this guy who runs around in a bat suit. Besides, wasn’t it also set up, if you wanna read into this way too much (am I right guy who thought it was an allegory for Iraq), then it was Lucius Fox who said that the new bat suit will protect him again…ahem…cats.

But all in all, these are just nerds, like me, with too much time on their precious hands, like me, that take to the net, like me, and rant and banter about shit that they don’t’ have anything knowledge of, like me. However, I do have a life and I do try to, you know, not be a complete nerd.

But there is very little hope in the movie world for me. With Watchmen so far away from being released, I’m thinking there should be a few movies I wouldn’t mind watching. I even found a few. But thank you shit hole area that I live in, I probably won’t be seeing  most of these in the theater. Are you glad that I’ll spare you the hassle of looking them up?

In Search of a Midnight Kiss

Garden Party

Religulous

Gonzo

and oddly enough, a movie like Sex Drive also piqued my interest

But it’s movies like Elegy (based on a novel by one of my favorite authors, Philip Roth) and Boy A that give me a sense of hope that cinema is taking a turn for the better from the shit it’s been spewing (ahem, Disaster Movie, anyone?) lately.

Elegy

But then, while there is a flicker of hope for cinema, someone has to go and screw up a cultish classic and make a sequel. So anyone who wants to be maniac, let’s ruin the work of Chris Fisher and Nathan Atkins, shall we? Because some movies, like Donnie Darko, do not need a sequel.

That idea’s just as bad as Angelina “I can’t act my way out of a paper bag, not to mention way too overrated (but hey, guys are too busy looking at my tits to notice that I can’t act for shit), not to mention I’m also married to Brad Pitt, and wasn’t he in Playgirl that one time, who knows? I’m too busy breeding and adopting babies from every country in the world except ours” Jolie playing Catwoman.

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s